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swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
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rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
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schnauze donkey

Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?

Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock May 11, 2018
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Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
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Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.
Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!
by hjk909090 June 11, 2018
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Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018
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Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
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