Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

dick trauma

Significant injury to ones penis.

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.

by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014

pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.

Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.

by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014

dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .

you got a manny dick nigga !

by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014

Dick in the arse

''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown

that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''

you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse

by Chad Fire Engine Uranum November 10, 2013