make a wish dick 

A dick so exceptional that it could be considered a once in a lifetime experience, for example, a make a wish trip

He was amazing...he had a make a wish dick, like nothing I’ve ever seen before!

make a wish dick by Mishlove August 8, 2019

Get off my dick 

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

Get off my dick by New gen slang September 12, 2019

piss dick 

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!

piss dick by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

Baby Dick 

If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.

Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.

Baby Dick by ...any & every girl you've dated January 8, 2004

DERANGED DICK 

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

DERANGED DICK by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop 

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.

Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008

Thunder Dick 

Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.

That guy just ran into a ditch trying to impress those girls.

Yeah, what a Thunder Dick.

Thunder Dick by WCU Ward June 11, 2007