twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Crack whore explosion

An event that suddenly and randomly happens out of nowhere and often drastically changes a plot or conversation

So I sent them a funny video that they described as offensive and suddenly a crack whore explosion ensued where they started bashing me for being wildly insensitive.

by YuOfTheNight August 23, 2020

crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Half back crack

An extremely unnaturally long ass crack

Look at her half back crack.

by Sallysaidso January 16, 2009

crack whore nark

a female who will do anything for crack incl sexual favours then when she doesnt get her way she'll tell the cops all about you

lauriita is a crack whore nark

by angeluvsdnb June 29, 2006

crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019