An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.
Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!
by URBANist_ November 3, 2025
Get the Car Brainmug. Look at those cars turn that corner so fast. What do you mean those are just my cats. Yeah but you have to admit they hit that drift better than most cars.
by Dronenpilot April 9, 2025
Get the Carsmug. A car is another way to say cat due to the t and the r keys on a keyboard being so close together and is sometimes a joke
Look at that cute car
by Heckya1234 July 8, 2024
Get the Carmug. Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
Get the Car Tendingmug. The ugliest women in a group of mostly hot women. This women has the car that drive all of the hot women where they need to go. This term is similar to "Grenade" or "Twat Swatter" She also might double as such. Also refer ed as, "the girl who drives."
Guy 1: Damn man, that bitch is ugly.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's the girl with the car.
Guy 3: Where's my whistle?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's the girl with the car.
Guy 3: Where's my whistle?
by cheerleaderloverNSB March 2, 2011
Get the the girl with the carmug. The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster
Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017
Get the Car cuddlemug. by Aseowold September 12, 2016
Get the jungle carmug.