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Aprilism

A phrase or saying(usually made by a friend) meant to invoke a sense of shock or convey something theoretically silly.
Person A: “Hey so…Adam said he would rip out my nose hairs and cook them like spaghetti noodles?”
Person B: “Oh dude don’t worry that’s just another Aprilism of his”
Person A: “Oh cool.”
by Cactushehehahaha January 5, 2024
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April

April AKA Bad Bunny From Temu BBFT. She’s a baddy with a fatty, will friend zone the fuck outta you, but meh cuz that strong awkward personality will keep you hooked. She may act like she can ask the waiter for the check but will shake trying to lift her hand and spill her sake while continuously breaking eye contact. A leader and also a sucker for love triangles, and big booty b$tch3s. Bad a$$ artist as well.
Me
Faawwwwkkk bro you see that baddy over there?

Friend
Yeah, faaaaawwkk.

Me
I bet I can bag that shit up easy

Friend
Nah ma guy, that’s def an April.
by Freedrywall January 10, 2024
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April 20

The most eventful day of the year. National weed day, National footjob day, the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre, and Adolf Hitler's birthday.
hallo frau. it's April 20, wanna come smoke weed and give me a footjob?
by icekingicekingiceking January 11, 2024
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April 19th

The day Chad Brigham was born, Chad Brigham.
Chad Brigham: I was born on April 19th
by Hunjackso123 January 24, 2024
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April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day
boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*
by smallboyballs April 4, 2023
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April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.
"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023
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April 5th

I will harass you on April 5th
by Manmaker April 5, 2023
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