Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.

Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.

by OSUCharger January 7, 2026

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019

The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.

"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."

by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021