A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"
Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!
by Minta Moisty April 8, 2005
Get the hair piemug. When someone is a snake and stabs everyone in their backs.
Also uses girls to try get famous on a singing app, when they infact can't even sing.
Not a person to be trusted.
Lok
Looks like what you'd imagine ETs ugly cousins big toe to look like. Aka turd Crayon
Also uses girls to try get famous on a singing app, when they infact can't even sing.
Not a person to be trusted.
Lok
Looks like what you'd imagine ETs ugly cousins big toe to look like. Aka turd Crayon
by YourMaIsonDla May 1, 2022
Get the Fly pie guymug. A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021
Get the McDonald’s apple piemug. I only like girls with bah bah pie. NOT hairy scary.
Jon: "BAH BAH PIE"
Group: "That man is getting arrested and still knows whats up!"
Jon: "BAH BAH PIE"
Group: "That man is getting arrested and still knows whats up!"
by silly-loves-billy August 4, 2008
Get the bah bah piemug. by CrentistTheDentist August 14, 2020
Get the Alabama Cream Piemug. The Minnesota apple pie
When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.
When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.
by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020
Get the Minnesota Apple Piemug. by Bunch of pussies (◡‿◡✿) December 2, 2016
Get the banana cream piemug.