beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021

Beat Brakes and rolled out

Means to have sex with someone like a one night stand and leave afterwards

So i Beat Brakes and rolled out on some guy last night!

by CandyCane September 14, 2012

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Beate

Beate-bitch

Beate’s a bitch

by Yes_im_cool March 16, 2022

Beat up your sister day

You've always waited for this moment but you never had the occasion, now you do

Oh where are you sisteeeer, its timeeee, today is beat up your sister day

by Martichucho August 7, 2022