Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

finna catch these hands

When someone does something you don't like and/or makes you mad and you want to punch or slap them. Raising fists while saying this for optimal results.

Sibling: *Smacks arm and runs away*
You: "Finna catch these hands!"

by Millnvm January 9, 2018

2nd hand embarrassment

Someone else embarrassing the shit out of themselves, so much that you get extremely embarrassed for them.

“Did you see her dress? It’s so ugly, I literally got 2nd hand embarrassment.”

by Yoyoyoboys December 22, 2018

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Left handed Redhead

The perfection of human kind, but since this left handed person is also a ginger, they are also perfection of the alien race. This person is within the 1% of the world's population making them the minority. Gingers are known to be exotic as well as having a higher sex drive, so what does this mean if that ginger is left handed? It is hard to discover, but once found, it is easy to say it was breath taking to the point they give you your breath back. There are rarely any definitions for this left handed redhead because no words can truly describe the experience they give you.

That left handed redhead blew my mind.

by A left handed redhead December 2, 2011

hand-soccer

I couldn't find a word for it in my dictionaries, so I made one myself. It's a kind of game that is played by two people. A miniature of a soccer pitch with miniature soccer players on it which is played by moving the handles attached to it.

James and Mike were playing hand-soccer.

by Arashbn1 December 30, 2007

edward 40 hands

When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.

I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.

by Dj Skeet August 14, 2006