When someone becomes aroused as their partner unzips their pants, it reflects how small, familiar cues can spark anticipation. This moment often leads to an automatic, almost ritual response — lowering themselves in preparation for an intimate act that both partners have come to enjoy together.
Zipper Trained ~~ When he unzips his pants, she instinctively lowers herself, anticipation clear in her movements. Settling into the familiar place between his legs, she readies herself with eagerness knowing the moment they love to share is about to begin.
by BlackbeardRVA99 September 8, 2025
Get the Zipper Trained mug.When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.
"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016
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Get the Zipper Biscut mug.The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Zipper Sparking mug.A dirty Zipper is when you proceed to cut off you're partners penis and suck it while you're partner bones you're ass so hard it breaks
by pp pusy September 8, 2021
Get the dirty zipper mug.A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
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