zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

Zipper Studies

Zipper studies is a field for interdisciplinary study devoted to zipper identity and zippered representation as central categories of analysis. This field includes zipper's studies (concerning zipper, zipped, zipping, and philosophy).

"I can pinpoint the source of this zipper thanks to my degree in Zipper Studies"

by sashaluna December 12, 2018

Zipper

A colloquial term for an ecstasy tablet.

He’s had about eight or nine zippers. The blokes head has permanently changed shape.

by Old Gooda June 2, 2018

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Zipper mayo

Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz

I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo

by Herman Simmons September 19, 2021

Zipper Trained

When someone becomes aroused as their partner unzips their pants, it reflects how small, familiar cues can spark anticipation. This moment often leads to an automatic, almost ritual response — lowering themselves in preparation for an intimate act that both partners have come to enjoy together.

Zipper Trained ~~ When he unzips his pants, she instinctively lowers herself, anticipation clear in her movements. Settling into the familiar place between his legs, she readies herself with eagerness knowing the moment they love to share is about to begin.

by BlackbeardRVA99 September 8, 2025

zipper chaser

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.

"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."

by Rio Jonz January 13, 2019