Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

your face

sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.

shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*

#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone

#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!

by l.h. November 21, 2006

to your face

To have something raw and straight to yourself.

Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!

by Goldspot April 30, 2008

your face

an inferior synonym to your mom

used as an immature, irritating comeback to anything said or asked (and is slightly less offensive to your mother)

Mom: Take the trash out.
Me: Take your face out.

Dad: How ws your day?
Me: Your face!

Sara: I got the new Kagrra Album, nya nya!
Me: YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Where's your face?!

Kid: You're stupid.
Me: Your FACE is stupid! Ohhh! PWND!

by -.- June 24, 2005

rock your face off

To do somehthing better than someone else. To empress somebody to a large degree

I am so good at the Olson Twins board game. I am going to rock your face off.

by funkmastah9 August 12, 2003

Fuck My Fist To Your Face

no definition necessary...

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".

by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007

Hiroshima on your face

The worst possible thing that could befall a face.

man 1: I think I'm going to laugh in that rapper's face.

man 2:I wouldn't, unless you enjoy getting Hiroshima on your face.

by Knawmean June 23, 2010