Your mum's yeast infection 

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

Your mum's yeast infection by Ollie December 29, 2005

your mum gay 

A phrase that is commonly said to insult a loser who has done you dirty. Also said right before making out.

“Hey dumbass! Your mum gay!”
I said “your mum gay” to her and then we made out for 10 minutes.

your mum gay by gaylobster May 5, 2018

Your mum gay lol 

When your biological mother has given birth to you then sees a sexy ass bitch and becomes a homosexual.

Hey Christopher Scullion your mum gay lol so stfu!

Your mum gay lol by Daisy Fry May 10, 2018

Your mum for five minutes 

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

Your mum for five minutes by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016

Your mum fucks Robbie 

When you suspect somebodies mum fucks a dog you call them out by saying your mum fucks Robbie

Scott, your mum fucks Robbie

Your mum fucks Robbie by Phantom Phantomener May 12, 2020

your mum gay 

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

your mum gay by joe_uncle_is_a_massive_nonce July 16, 2020

your mum got ban 

your mum got ban is when you mum gets ban

your mum got ban is when you mum gets ban

your mum got ban by bignoob2 December 22, 2022