yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.
Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?
by yippa August 26, 2023
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The Devil's Yoga

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.
by Big Poopie August 29, 2018
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Backseat yoga

Performing multi sex acts and positions in backseat of small car.
They were doing some serious backseat yoga.
by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023
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Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
by Devoooo March 14, 2021
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cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises
Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..
by Hunta Davie March 08, 2024
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 27, 2024
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