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Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after
weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!
by Mavolent February 8, 2021
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edgy 9 years old

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old
by aedrdiediej February 9, 2021
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16 year old girl

Fan of a boy band. Goes crazy if they are mentioned.
A: OMG!!! I JUST GOT ONE DIRECTION TICKETS LIKE OMG!!!!!!
B: What are you, a 16 year old girl?
by LogicPerson March 21, 2014
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12 year old SLUT

a girl that loses her virginity at age 12 at a party with some guy she doesnt even know and wears alot of makeup and wheres clothes to show her fat . and hangs out with an older crowd and does drugs to look "cool" has angel bites , and might have a disease
Omg did you see that 12 year old SLUT ?
yea i heard she lost it to a guy she doesnt even know
yea thats gross dude
yupp its sad how kids now a days are so immature and slutty
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Five Year Old Pee

When one walks into a public restroom, exclaims "Five Year Old Pee", steps up to the urinal, drops both his trousers and his undergarments, and takes a leek.
Billy yells five year old pee
by Killamonkeeee May 27, 2009
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14 year old girl

A young girl who claims to be quirky and different
She might say she has anxiety and depression

Deep and probably bisexual
That 14 year old girl is wierd
Yeah she is annoying
by Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 21, 2021
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eleven-teen-year-old

Refuring to a very annoying, very young, pre-teen girl between the ages of 11-15 who jump at any opportunity to fuck an older man. (commonly found at concerts)
"There are more eleven-teen-year-olds here than an All Time Low show."
by juturna102 November 15, 2009
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