widuh

one to be cute asf and terrible at fortnite. also, being good at drawing pablo but not as good at is as violeta.

to be ryder, to act as if you were him. so widuh.

by raviola October 19, 2021

widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.

His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.

by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022

Widowology

An Adonitology sub-chapter based around the rather large buttocks of the Overwatch Character Widowmaker.

"Man, Widowmaker's ass deserves its own religion."

"There actually is one. It's called Widowology. Want to join?"

by TheKnightofDusk April 10, 2023

wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011

Cadillac Widow

A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.

Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "

by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015

black widow friend

A person that sucks you into being their best friend till they get bored of you, then they destroy you by talking crap about you with the intent of making all your other friends and acquaintances hate you. The black widow friend is usually a middle school or high school girl.

Watch out for that girl over there, she is a black widow friend!

by Geen Geen May 30, 2015

Basketball Widow

A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.

The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.

by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016