Dilly Whopper

How your one friend described his mom's 14 inch veiny white dildo.

One time I had found my mom's dildo in her drawer, and it was a damn 14 inch Dilly Whopper!!

by Bananahandsohio July 17, 2022

Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.

I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.

by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020

Whopper

When a woman takes both a man's penis and balls, into her mouth at the same time and sucks.

How did your date with that chick at the gym go? It was alright... Did you bang her? No. Did you at least get a blow job? No but, she did give me a whopper, for a few minutes. She did? Yeah, then she stopped all of a sudden. Why? I guess she saw I was enjoying it. Felt kind of guilty and said she's not that kind of girl. What kind of girl is that? Slutty.

by Hentai_Eddie May 17, 2018

five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

diddy whopper

Lower level worker with low intellect who assumes their job entails nothing more than sitting on their ass and displays passive aggression towards actually doing ones job

The ol Diddy whopper behind the desk huffed his way back to my room to unlock it because he gets paid to twiddle his thumbs and watch nonsense television

by Desert lightning September 1, 2016

tripple whopper cheese

The best burger in the world get it at Hungry Jacks

Todd Payten ate a Tripple Whopper Cheese

by BENcummins July 24, 2022

five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers

A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024