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whiskey tits

Fat perky sweaty male boobs.

Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.

A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.

Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.
At some public place with lots of folks:
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!

Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "

Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "

Jonas " ITS FUN "
by The Vince. May 26, 2010
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WHISKEY TANGO

White Trash Wasted involving any form of top or bottom shelf whiskey with a handle. Commonly associated with rednecks in total blackout drunk mode.
See Trailer Park Boys the Series or Movie collection to witness WHISKEY TANGO at its finest.
by WHISKEY TANGO Himself May 17, 2013
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whiskey plate

A specialty license plate mandated in some states to be put on the cars of repeat DUI offenders. They are usually marked or coded uniquely as to be easily identified by both police and other drivers. Also known as a DUI plate.

Cars with whiskey plates tend to be pulled over often by police for even the slightest offenses, as they are used to identify vehicles with problematic drivers.
Better stay away from that truck, he's got a whiskey plate. Don't want him swerving into us if he's drunk.
by TheSomething May 17, 2011
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Whiskey Charlie 2

A radio call sign using the phonetic alphabet to signal that you are taking a shit. Whiskey Charlie = Water Closet and 2 meaning your shitting.
Gurad 1: S2 calling S1. What's your 20?
Guard 2: I'm in the process of a Whiskey Charlie 2
Guard 1: 10-4 Remember to wipe this time.
by Creepy Dave November 2, 2012
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whiskey-puss

The failure of a women to climax after consuming large amounts of alcohol and participating in oral sex. Opposite of whiskey-dick(male version) no amount of oral stimulation will bring one to orgasm.
I went down on my wife and licked her clit for 20 minutes, she said "I drank too much, Your gonna have to lick forever cause I have a case of whiskey-puss."
by ruralbetter July 18, 2011
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whiskey balls

the saturation of one's testicles in sour mash whiskey.
After passing out in the chair next to the campfire with an open bottle of Jack in has hand, Chuck had a nasty case of whiskey balls.
by Charles Rice June 27, 2006
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whiskey sour

1. To munch down on a girl's box after making a whiskey waterfall from between her jugs, pooling in the hatchet wound.
1. Women do not like Whiskey Sours half as much as men do because it's like pouring antiseptic on an open wound.
by sufframouth January 3, 2008
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