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pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.
Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."
by Kasey W. January 8, 2008
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whole wheat

adj.- more sexy than usual.
"I'm feeling whole wheat tonight, Mom."
by g-spot August 14, 2003
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sunset wheat

A type of beer that girly men like to drink.
Timbo drank all the sunset wheat while knitting.
by XtestmessageX June 19, 2008
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mini wheats

sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.
by MikeMcLaughlin October 27, 2005
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Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008
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cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.
I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".
by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009
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wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.
john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch
by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008
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