I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

aiite,aitez=rigth
koo,coo=cool
fo realz= for reals
bois,boiz=boys
guh,gurl,=girl
thx=thanks
fyne=fine
wuh,wat=what
y=why
iono ,i dunno= i don't know
kyoot=cute
sex-e=sexy
nah=no
sowwie=sorry
lolz=laughing out loud
meh mi=me
dey=they
dem=them
bak=back
wan=want
fuk=f*ck

by UCaznprincessLA September 16, 2003

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

wetting

merking,beating someone, killing them, beatin them up

i be wetting mc's like rainy weather (dizzee rascal)

by uk grime June 13, 2008

God's waiting room

Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

There are so many old people here
Yeah, it's God's waiting room

by xBlessYoux June 14, 2019