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reverse shotgun wedding

A rushed marriage that crumbles to pieces after a couple of months. Derived from a "shotgun wedding" where the bride and groom are forced to marry due to an expectant child. In a reverse shotgun wedding, the couple is rushed amongst themselves and the whole thing blows up in their face.
Person 1: Did you hear about Kent's marriage? What a disaster!

Person 2: Well what do you expect? Everyone knew it was a reverse shotgun wedding.
by W-JohnSt February 12, 2010
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african wedding cake

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."
by bill January 18, 2004
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Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.
I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.
by J DogG August 31, 2012
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wedding vail

when you unleash your load on to a womans forehead so it runs down over their face giving the immpression of a wedding vail!
"spunk on head, watch it dribble down, laugh" = wedding vail
by nx0691 August 7, 2007
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American Wedding

I love watching Stiffler on American Wedding.
by Mr. Obvious February 14, 2004
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Italian wedding soup

When a chick gets fucked, and as a result has a pussy full of hot cum, hurries home and makes her boyfriend/ husband eat her out. The unsuspecting dude gets a mouth full of another guy’s salty man juice. (Opposite of the Italian breath mint ).

If that dude then fucks the girl, leaving even more man chowder in her coot, the whole process can be repeated with another guy (such as a chick screwing everyone at a party).
I think jimmy has been cheating on me, so I'm going to give him a little Italian wedding soup as revenge.

Hey dude, that blonde just let me go down on her! Oh yea, the same blond that I just left a huge load inside of twenty minutes ago?
by dr_munch'O'lot December 9, 2006
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Wedding Ring

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.
Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.
by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022
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