Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).

I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.

by TheCommunistSpiderChairman June 1, 2021

Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 21, 2009

Virtual Civil War

When polarized people continue to fight even after election or referendum results have come in.

Virtual civil wars continue to be waged on social media since Brexit and Donald Trump’s victory more than two years ago.

by MathPlus January 10, 2019

Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

by JMH85 February 16, 2010

virtual pub crawl

When Rona 2020 ruins all your plans, so you take matters into your own hands and have all your friends join together on video to travel around each room in your house which is treated like a different bar. Name each bar/room according to your theme (i.e., Elf’s Alehouse a.k.a. The guest bedroom) 2 drink limit per pub to set yourself up for the best hangover while being together, apart, in the spirit of social distancing. The best part is no uber required!

The Scoota gang is dressed like a Christmas tree in the Elf’s Alehouse on their virtual pub crawl this weekend. #sweaterweatherisbettertogetherapart

by Scootmagoot April 4, 2020

virtual burn book

referring to the movie "mean girls". the burn book is a book where the main characters page pictures of their classmates and roast the shit out of them with snarky comments or by accusing them of doing weird things. a virtual burn book is a group message in which the girls (or boys) in it spend most of their time sending pictures of other people and gossiping.

-conversation from the virtual burn book-
friend 1- *sends a picture of another girl*
friend 2- Holy crust... she's so trashy.

friend 3- I heard she gave Jake an STD.

by okyeano July 18, 2017

Virtual Train Tracks

A euphemism for automatic bus guidance that makes a guided bus project sound more impressive than it actually is.
(= trackless train)

China recently unveiled the world's first train on virtual train tracks.

by lagcom2000 March 28, 2023