Perpetual Vegetable

A vegetable that is beyond perpetual.

Did you see that concert last night where they threw perpetual vegetables?
I love me a good perpetual Vegetable

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

vegetable buddies

When a woman uses a vegetable to pleasure herself.

Stacy and that cucumber are going to be vegetable buddies.

by Tdub57 January 16, 2019

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 08, 2020

moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer.

I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!

by JacobWhite6 April 24, 2023

moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer

I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!

by JacobWhite6 April 24, 2023