Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion

guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...

by Infamous_amos500 June 16, 2011

trauma vulture

Someone who self diagnoses themselves with every "new to them" mental illness or oppressed minority they see trending so they can feel included in all of the awareness attention and try to manipulate people's thoughts, feelings, and behavior towards them. Needs coddled 24/7 and can not handle being spoken directly in disagreements.

"Did you see Janine came out as non-binary yesterday?" "Is that the same person that 'caught' PTSD to get out of work last week?" "Yeah they got tired of being told they were mansplaining so they decided they weren't a man anymore, such a trauma vulture. Bet they'll have D.I.D. next week."

by .3x3. May 30, 2021

Frank Vaulttackie

The most awesome bro on the internet.

Did you hear about Frank Vaulttackie? He's such a bro.

by Brooooooooo July 7, 2009

deus vult

The Christian version of "Allahu Akbar"

Person 1: Wanna liberate the holy land?
Person 2: Deus Vult!

by suckmyt1tt135 July 5, 2017

vaulted

When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."

by Sahara June 20, 2003

Frank Vaulttackie

The man of win. He makes everyone orgasm with his voice. Mary loves his phone sex.

Frank Vaulttackie: YEAAAHHH MARRYYYYYY SUCK MY DICK HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

I'M GONNA CUM MARRRYYYYYYY....MOAN A LITTLLEEEEEE...

by asdasdaadsasd July 7, 2009