A Darth Vader

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.

Man 1: oh did you hear Jeff's girlfriend left him
Man 2: oh yeah he's totally A Darth Vader now

by Anakin Skywalker l June 22, 2023

Darth Vader Head

When someone giving you head has asthma

“ Shawty was giving me Darth Vader Head”

by accident_boom March 04, 2023

Vader M

vader gets 0 girls

Bro! Did you see Vader M? Still got no girls...

by techy019 May 18, 2023

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

Darth Vader

.They don't need paternity tests.

Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father

by sextynine March 25, 2020

Darth Vader

An circumcised penis, called a Darth Vader because of the similar apperance to the famous Darth Vaders Helmet

"Bruh, I just seen your Darth Vader"

"That chick was all over the Darth Vader"

by moist pretzel February 23, 2015

Darth Vader

The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.

Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.

by proudyellowman April 03, 2011