"Hey, see that herd of horses over there?"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"
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Crotch unicorn has - commonly - three typical meanings.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. "Oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend - stay away from that crotch unicorn!"
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
by BatGirlBiatch February 18, 2014
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by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011
Get the Unicorn Fucker mug.Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.
by lak1214 January 7, 2012
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Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009
Get the Unicorn Lice mug.Consisting of incomprehensible mass or quantity, in reference to the size of Unicron a prodigiously large robot whose scale reaches planetary proportions, and retains the ability to transform into a mechanical planet.
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