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tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.
“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”
by Shrad June 21, 2022
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Fish in a Tub

When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem
I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼

Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew
by Fish in a can May 16, 2022
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toaster tub

Sudoku yourself
Toaster tub yourself
by The only pug July 16, 2021
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Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.
Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.
by Floss 69 January 20, 2006
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Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.
I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.
by drizzake August 3, 2008
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Tub Ewok

A small amount of hair in the drain of a bath or shower. A larger chunk is usually referred to as a Tub Wookie.
Frank, every time you shower, I find a Tub Ewok. Can you please take care of it when you get out, so it doesn't grow up to be a Tub Wookie after I shower?
by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010
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Tub Rowing

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."
by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010
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