Tus Tub

an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.

“Wow I love Jonah so much, he’s practically my tus tub.”

by PlaubLeejNiam January 25, 2018

Ho Tubs

Fat hookers.

Dude1: I was in a hot tub the other day with these hot babes
Dude2: Were they ho tubs?

by TinuFATelope January 15, 2010

turbo tub

A type of sexual intercourse performed in a bathtub.

"Did you give Hannah the turbo tub?"
"Yeah homie!"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.

Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.

by Floss 69 January 20, 2006

Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.

I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.

by drizzake August 3, 2008

Tub Rowing

To masturbate in the tub.

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."

by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010

slut tub

n: any semblance of a tub characterized in it's use by scantily clad or naked, drunken, promiscuous SU-LUTS that is filled with hot aerated water and often equipped with a thermostat and whirlpool: designed for physical therapy but more often used for groping, heavy petting, or if you're lucky, banging away.

—Related forms
slut-tubber, noun
slut-tubbing, noun

"Man, we gotta buy some Shock treatment for the slut tub. Scotty was in there all night long getting it on with the Portland Beaver!"

by Groman September 30, 2007