Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.

"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*

GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)

by trojanfan October 14, 2011

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.

Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021

trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023

Trojan Pussy

Slang for when a male pretends to be and dresses as a girl, aka a "trap"

I think my "girlfriend" has a trojan pussy, but i'm not sure.

by Blabber_Mouth December 4, 2018