Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.

"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*

GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)

by trojanfan October 14, 2011

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.

Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021

Trojan Whore

When the opps send in someone to seduce you under false pretenses. The real objective is to unlock a locked door to allow the enemy in.

We can't get in. Send in the Trojan Whore.

by Pseuso August 19, 2024

The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other

Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war

by Longstringyhair January 23, 2022