Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.

"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*

GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)

by trojanfan October 14, 2011

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.

Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021

Trojan Kill

This refers to kills, mainly in Battlefield, attacking an enemy air vehicle using only a free-fire rocket launcher, preferably the RPG. Any free-fire rocket will instantly destroy an air vehicle. Performers must conpensate for the rockets "bullet drop" and it must be an unplanned kill, so no friends involved. This is extremely hard to execute, but is physically and mentally rewarding

Oh!!!! I Just got a trojan kill

Dude, there is a free trojan flying at Charlie

Trojan! Trojan! Trojan! Trojan!

I just got trojaned by a Colonel

by FA1L STaR June 19, 2014

Trojan Horse

When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.

Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.

by NotMikey July 28, 2023

Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).

*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”

by 1ksoss June 1, 2023