Trojan Grenade

When your initial assumption about the level of attractiveness of any given girl in tights, from the back, is proven drastically wrong when she turns around and reveals she is actually a grenade.

Guy1: Dude, look at that girl and her tights. She's so hot.
Guy2: Nah dude, she's a trojan grenade. Wait for her to turn around.

Girl1: Ugh, and she looked so good from the back...
Guy1: Yeah, that's a trojan grenade.

by Anti-Buzzkill Laws March 22, 2011

Tricare Chaser

A person who seeks out military members to marry

tricare chaser

by Jynxlaw September 28, 2012

Trojan nougat

A condom filled with excitement

I ordered a Snickers bar but got a trojan nougat instead.

by Double_A_Ron June 27, 2016

Trojan Twister

The act of giving an "Indian Burn" to a male's penis while they are wearing an unlubricated condom.

Dude your mom was awesome last night, she gave me a Trojan Twister fit for the Gods.

by Exiltion June 14, 2016

Troda

A noun. A play on the words, “train soda.” A troda is a alcoholic beer that one drinks when traveling on a train.

I grabbed a six-pack of trodas for our train ride into the city.

A troda on the way home is necessary after a long day of work.

by Alatt December 17, 2017

Troad

When Someone so incredibly ugly looks like a cross between a troll and a toad that had drunk hate sex and created a monstrosity

My tinder date looked like a troad..

by Ramara_foodgasmes March 6, 2019

Tracaface

A girl who is addicted to social media and likes post "happy fun" things to convince her followers (but mostly herself) that shes living a good life. Also likes to put her account on private for a few days and only takes selfies mostly with filters because shes to self conscience to post a body pic.

Omg shes obsessed with tweeting about nothing shes a tracaface.

by Tracaface March 8, 2019