A Trail Tootsie is a Hot Chick That can be found on wilderness trails. She is usually all dolled up with her hair and makeup done. They are always dressed to Impress, With big sunglasses, low cut tops, and Yoga pants. This is all done to take numerous selfies and attract other people.
Hey man! Look at that Trail Tootsie taking a selfie next to that tree. She looks hot in those Yoga pants.
by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018
Get the trail tootsie mug.(noun) The degree to which something said publicly by person A about person B can be directly traced back to something told in confidence to person C by person B.
Tom told Cindy secretly that he was gay. When Mel outed Tom as gay, it was obvious by following the Trailmom Trail that Cindy had betrayed Tom's confidence.
by Christianaut January 21, 2012
Get the Trailmom Trail mug.Clarissa took a yeti as a water bottle on a hike. She also wore flip flops and lost one in the mud, Clarissa is a trail thot.
by KenyanButtStuff June 16, 2018
Get the Trail Thot mug.Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.
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Get the Boones Trail mug.Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!
by JustinCredible May 14, 2003
Get the Doobie Trail mug.when the pizza you previously consumed comes out of your ASS, with full-fledge legs, and begins to run. Leaving a trail of grease and giblets.
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