Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 02, 2023

Sports Tourette's

A sports fan who yells, makes noisy, load absurd gestures during a pivotal moment or when their team scores. Usually flailing arms, some jumping around, and talking to themselves or to the TV is involved.

This guy has Sports Tourette's. Every time KC scores, he gets load and obnoxious.

by SAMsPie November 02, 2015

Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.

During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"

by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020

acapella tourette's

Uncontrolable spastic movements that acapella group members make while performing.

That beatboxer's acapella tourette's are really out of control this semester.

by Dumbanddumber September 03, 2011

iphone tourettes

epic auto-correct fail on iphone when trying to type Haha.
random word picked by iphones auto correct feature.

aka: Habsburg

Brenda: Dude this IM is showing you on and off then on and offline again...I think it's tripping.

Richard: Habsburg

Brenda: Habsburg? WTH?

Richard: Hahahahahaha sorry stupid autocomplete.

Brenda: I think you have iphone tourettes...HABSBURG!

by ileanwidit October 20, 2010

simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.

Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.

by derpherpherpderp March 12, 2011