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Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.
Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad
by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009
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reload tourettes

While playing a game like COD Zombies, you reload after shooting only one bullet while there are 59 bullets still in the clip.
Jackson: I have to reload.
Carson: You literally shot 2 bullets, you don't need to.
Jackson: I know, I have reload tourettes.
by ThatDude998 January 20, 2017
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tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements
by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014
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Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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Sports Tourette's

A sports fan who yells, makes noisy, load absurd gestures during a pivotal moment or when their team scores. Usually flailing arms, some jumping around, and talking to themselves or to the TV is involved.
This guy has Sports Tourette's. Every time KC scores, he gets load and obnoxious.
by SAMsPie January 2, 2016
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simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.
Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.
by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011
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iphone tourettes

epic auto-correct fail on iphone when trying to type Haha.
random word picked by iphones auto correct feature.

aka: Habsburg
Brenda: Dude this IM is showing you on and off then on and offline again...I think it's tripping.

Richard: Habsburg

Brenda: Habsburg? WTH?

Richard: Hahahahahaha sorry stupid autocomplete.

Brenda: I think you have iphone tourettes...HABSBURG!
by ileanwidit October 21, 2010
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