totes tooma

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass

I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.

by Bob Stein November 14, 2017

totes cha

Totes cha is a phrase used by the sterotype (stoner) to describe something as being totally chill

Robby - you going to the concet to night man

chris-ya dude for sure

Robby- totes cha man

by topher- gopher October 16, 2013

Tater Totes

Totally, but really totally. As in, totally total.

Yeah bruh, I'm tater totes going to the show.

by inscotland June 23, 2011

Totes McGoats

A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.

Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*

by Shaky Balls April 4, 2010

totes mcgoats

Totally.

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.

by au2016 April 23, 2009

totes hilar

Totally hilarious!

girl: have u seen kim kardashians feet when she was pregnant?

boy: no
girl: u should it is totes hilar

by romolicious May 25, 2014

Totes Exc

An expression of satisfaction relating to one having an excitement for something. "Totes" refers to the commonly used term by the Generation X population "totally." "Exc" refers to a made-up abbreviation of the word "excited."

I'm totes exc for the new Chuck Norris movie!

by cornoskula May 23, 2010