tote-aholic

A person or animal who is addicted to totes or travel size purses. The first step is admittance.

I love the Tory Burch York Buckle tote in the dark walnut, I want to buy all the totes of the world, I'm such a tote-aholic.

by 1017bs March 12, 2015

tote gang

A gang of some bad ass mother fuckers getting and staying noided

Damn I heard cade was in tote gang

by BiggzNibba April 22, 2018

bone tote

Vagina, pussy; a term defining the perfect fit for a bone hammer. -Tomphanie/Randa

Man I slammed that bone tote hard last night!

by Tomphanie-Randa September 25, 2015

Totes McGoats

A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.

Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*

by Shaky Balls April 4, 2010

totes mcgoats

Totally.

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.

by au2016 April 23, 2009

totes hilar

Totally hilarious!

girl: have u seen kim kardashians feet when she was pregnant?

boy: no
girl: u should it is totes hilar

by romolicious May 25, 2014

Totes Exc

An expression of satisfaction relating to one having an excitement for something. "Totes" refers to the commonly used term by the Generation X population "totally." "Exc" refers to a made-up abbreviation of the word "excited."

I'm totes exc for the new Chuck Norris movie!

by cornoskula May 23, 2010