Total n00bface

A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.

Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1

Seriously.. that happened one.

by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009

Totally Gamer

A very epic term only used in the presence of someone with godlike qualities

That was totally gamer of tou

by Airtrics March 24, 2019

Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014

Totally Nang

Totally Nang is a trick shot youtube channel that has recently gained a lot of success. The phrase is often used to describe how cool or good something is.

Whoa that was Totally Nang

by Kitten789645 November 5, 2020

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

total suckfest

Used to describe a show,movie,concert or anything else.

Total Suckfest:

Go to a Fallout Boy concert and you will see what I mean

by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006