Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

by JBF April 10, 2005

pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

toblerowned

1. toblerone and owned mixed together
meaning. when you take a toblerone candy bar and shove it someones ass!
also can be toblerown or toblerowns

person 1: "IM gunna toblerown you"
person 2: "Please NO!!"
Person 1: "KHA-CHA!"
person 2: "GAHHHHH! dude you jut shoved a toblerone in my ass wtf!!!"
person 1: "YEA. I toblerowned you BI-ACH! Next time don't take a bite without asking!"

by Lysander!!! January 1, 2007

Tooder

Sugar coat of the term Douche Bag, paracites that infect America as we know it.

"these TOODERS are taking over this god damned country man"

"thats why we're moving to England!"

by izzycstar September 20, 2009

tooltruck

an Evolution of the word toolbag, used to describe someone being obscenely lame or doosh-like.

Mike: Dude your such a tooltruck!!

Brendan: I know....

by mikey jann July 7, 2008

hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 22, 2018

zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.

Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.

by ornev April 7, 2021