Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.
1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."
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Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...
Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba
Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again
Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba
Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again
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To take your flaccid penis otherwise known as your "willie" and smack someone with it. The most highly prized Toby Tanking is across the face and as a surprise. It is played as a game akin to tag. More common in overly masculine homo-erotic circles of men.
To take your flaccid penis otherwise known as your "willie" and smack someone with it. The most highly prized Toby Tanking is across the face and as a surprise. It is played as a game akin to tag. More common in overly masculine homo-erotic circles of men.
Did you see me Toby Tank Campbell yesterday? It was the smack heard round the room.
or
A: What happened to you?
B: I Toby Tanked your cat while it was napping on your desk.
A: Awe No.
B: Aye, it was a shit idea.
or
A: What happened to you?
B: I Toby Tanked your cat while it was napping on your desk.
A: Awe No.
B: Aye, it was a shit idea.
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