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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
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Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.
Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?
by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020
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Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT
by Cedscrub April 11, 2020
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Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes
P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.
by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019
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