An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.
Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.
by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.
Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?
by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022

by Gremhold September 7, 2017

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021
