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cone hoop

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.
by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011
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Nut in the Hoop

Nut in the Hoop means that the nut represents a human being and the hoop represents a underwear or panty

The human being wears the underwear or panty.
Jess ! You gotta put the nut in the hoop ! You're naked !
by Perhapsmoa April 22, 2018
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Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.
Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.
by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022
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Poop Hoop

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.
*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
by duckinator617 July 27, 2010
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Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.
by RingaRingaRinga June 8, 2020
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Baggy Hoop

Where ones arse has become slack from severe anal penetration.
Gertrude, why does your bottom whistle when you run?

Leroy was in me last night and has left me with a baggy hoop.
by Abuttyout December 12, 2013
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