A synonym of a toilet ball.
Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
Gertrude, why does your bottom whistle when you run?
Leroy was in me last night and has left me with a baggy hoop.
Leroy was in me last night and has left me with a baggy hoop.
by Abuttyout December 13, 2013
When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.
*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
by duckinator617 July 28, 2010
Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.
by RingaRingaRinga June 09, 2020
A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.
by TheBestHoopsBaller November 17, 2017
Shiiit, we were 1 point behind and i thought he was gonna get it in but he fucked it up with a hoop spin./
YES! i was sure the ball was gonna go out but he didnt! fantastic hoop spin by michael
YES! i was sure the ball was gonna go out but he didnt! fantastic hoop spin by michael
by ~~.:Hector:.~~ October 30, 2007
Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.
by Jumbledorf May 18, 2022