Swine Flu

to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Scotty caught the swine flu last night.

by Leather Neck September 2, 2009

Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.

Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.

by RamMan September 23, 2009

swine flu

A feeling that comes across an individual when the presence of police, or pigs as they are better known, is so disturbing that it causes one to be sick to their stomach.

All those pigs harassing my friend gave me swine flu.

by RT Pro-America April 28, 2009

Swine Harp

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.

by Joe Teague May 26, 2008

Swine Flu

A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.

Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.

by freshaholic May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police

Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)

by JattDizzleTheProducer November 8, 2009

swine hug

a lateral embrace usually done with participants positioned hip to hip in lieu of a standard hug which pits participants face to face, as an attempt to reduce the threat of contracting swine flu; an epidemic-era invention

Jane goes to hug Jill but Jill abruptly grabs her by the shoulders and positions Jane's hip adjacent to her own.
"Gonna have to execute the swine hug 'cause I don't wanna expose you. I think my roommate's got H1N1."

by puffinfly October 27, 2009