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draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love
by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022
mugGet the ferretmug.

Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
mugGet the Fairhaven ferretsmug.

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.
Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016
mugGet the Rusty ferretmug.

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.
So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!
by Nik Danger April 11, 2010
mugGet the gouch ferretmug.

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
mugGet the Portuguese Wind Ferretmug.

Ferret

A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.
A ferret just defeated my best pokemon!
by HyperOwl April 6, 2018
mugGet the Ferretmug.

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
mugGet the Ferret Dunnmug.

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