Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.

“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”

by JoeBrim October 16, 2019

Sinking Fast

Originated from the Titanic disaster, a very British expression to describe a disastrous situation that is rapidly worsening, heading straight and quick to an inevitable disaster with no possibility of a any positive outcome to the degree that there is no point in even trying to save the situation.

I've had a look at the sales figures, Debenhams is sinking fast.
Terry was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, he is sinking fast.

by El Magnifico April 20, 2020

Fast-mags

Fast-mags is a rare occurrence where a man doesn’t need a moment of cool down after nutting and can just keep going.

Dude, I had Fast-mags on the other night and nutted five times in a row!

by I eat crayons May 30, 2019

Fast Parrot

It is a discord emoji from the official minecraft server. Many people use this emoji without any context.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blue:- I'm warning y'all, don't count on him
Blue's cousin:- Fast Parrot

by Intepog May 17, 2021

slow-fast

When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.

"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017

fast-bad

Doing something quickly and enjoying the rush before the consequences hit.

She grinned up at him, her face covered in the evidence of her most recent fast-bad. She was a bad little dog with a full belly.

by Krickey January 2, 2021

Fast candies

Originated from a YouTube video named “FAST CANDIES 3AM CHALLENGE” or smth
The YouTuber Marcello_timenice_30 or the voice of Bambi Bambi Bambi made a joke to add to the funny of the video where instead of pronouncing “candies” he said fast food and stuttered replacing it with “fast candies”

It was later used by cynda & granarte for the Friday night funkin song “sugar rush” where the oppoent (bandu) says YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOING FAST FOOD- I MEAN, FAST CANDIES, DEZZ CANDIES, DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES

Bandu: YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOIN
Bandu: FAST FOOD- I MEAN
Bandu: FAST CANDIES. DEEZ CANDIES
**wrapper oppening**
DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022