Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

Pick Shopper

Someone who takes one thing from a variety.

George only eats the apricots from the trail mix he's such a fucking Pick Shopper.

by TheLOL July 23, 2009

Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.

Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017