oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos May 01, 2004

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 08, 2014

pick the fro

to clean the bush (pubes)

I need to pick the fro.

by noclue how annoyed bitch November 05, 2010

De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.

I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.

by PR PWR November 17, 2006

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 05, 2017