Wednesday bitches

The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.

"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."

by ZZPlant September 1, 2019

Weintraub Wednesday

the act of drinking until you black out on a school night

I can't wait till weintraub Wednesday this week, my 8am got cancelled

by Jerry slime October 14, 2019

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.

Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.

by tn June 30, 2016

urban-wednesday

When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.

Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!

by cantmeltsteelbeams July 21, 2016

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Whitegirl Wednesday

Whitegirl Wednesday is when you make fun of random white girls ,, mostly racist ones.
Every wednesday is whitegirl wednesday

" I wanna make fun of a white girl for being racist on twitter."
" Its Whitegirl Wednesday so go ahead"

by soorusolos October 21, 2021

Wednesday Nighter

A very average looking female.

"I'm going to Pepper Spray that Wednesday Nighter if she doesn't leave me a lone."

by DonRurs August 22, 2011