Thebas

A prank pulled on friends, often between guys -

When you're submerged in liquid from head to toe and someone licks your toes

Pronounced: Thee-bus

Guy 1: Hey bro how was the pool party?
Guy 2: Man, it was fun but I kept getting thebased.

Guy 3: Watch your back or I'll thebas you

by Thebaser June 23, 2025

Theban

A male who's exclusively sexually and/or romantically attracted to other males (MLM). The male equivalent to lesbian.

The word derives it's meaning from the Sacred Band of Thebes, the elite of the Theban army consisting entirely of 150 pairs of male lovers that ended Spartan domination in ancient Greece.

In the city-state of Thebes, men could formalize their loving union in the temple of Iolaus, beloved of Hercules, live together for the rest of their lives and be buried side by side in the same way as heterosexual couples. The best warrior couples among them were elected to the Sacred Band.

Thebans are only attracted to other men.

Guy 1: I'm theban.
Guy 2: Cool!

Girl: Hey handsome. Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sorry, I am a theban.

by Fábio of Thebes July 3, 2025

TheBlockSpinner

She is known to pop the hood b4 spinning the block. She is Ken’s Seafood #1 customer, undisputed. She will get distracted easily, if a “future” or “Kanye” song comes on. She does not like over-stimulating music. And is not afraid to dish a 1 out of 10 out. Which we actually respect greatly and think is pretty savage. She will accept a daily free “Reese’s” peanut buttercup. Her dog is the man, his name is Charlie. She will get mad if you refer to Isabella as “a block spinner” as well. You will only make this mistake once. Especially after you hear the venom in her voice when she says, “No she’s not.” The glare in her eyes that cuts like a Honjo Masamune katana. But she will also laugh at your jokes non ironically at an uncontrollable pace. She puts a genuine smile on the face of the masses. And quickly turns an 1/8th into ashes. While also being the head of a ruthless gang that terrorizes the mean streets of Saco. This is on foe nem.

Did the “TheBlockSpinner” call out today? Yes she did. It was raining out and she didn’t want to get her engine wet. On foe nem.

by WhosTeslaIsThat? September 17, 2025

levi.thebeast

A really awesome and cool Instagram account that everyone should go follow!!

Go follow levi.thebeast on Instagram.

by Levi.theBeast January 4, 2017

venti.thebarb

The sexiext mf out there

Venti.thebarb is sexy and cool

by notventi.thebarb April 16, 2021

Rocket_thebear

A tiktoker based off of a bear in the walten files, very annoying

"hey"
"yeah?"
"have you heard of rocket_thebear on tiktok"
"no"
"good"

by Jrhxuvsig July 21, 2021

There's no honor among Thebes

What detractors say to discredit the ancient Egyptians. In reality, the citizens of that area were little different statistically from folks elsewhere in the world at the time... there were the nice ones, and then there were the not-so nice ones.

Anybody who believes that there's no honor among Thebes hasn't read the history books --- it was a typical "mixed bag" of people, just like with civilizations everywhere.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018