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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant
Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.
by TTCooper May 24, 2023
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Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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