Music Theory

Something you learn so you can teach it to people who want to teach music theory to other people so they can teach it to more students and perpetuate the cycle.

Music Theory Teacher (On death bed): ....what have I done with my life? I feel empty inside....
Son: Music Theory
Music Theory Teacher: oh, tell the students to stop, oh my mistakes!

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 17, 2018

Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020

Rebound Theory

When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain

The rebound theory really hit JJ hard, he couldn't walk for a week.

by Slick philosopher November 28, 2015

Tim Theory

The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are

The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.

*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023

juddson's theory

Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.

Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."

.. And Juddson's Theory was born.

by AitkenRomeo June 11, 2006

Rev Theory

An awesome band that almost no had heard of before they began touring with lynard skynard and breaking benjamin. Rich is the lead singer and is accompanied by 2 guitar players and a drummer. Listen to hell yeah and you'll see what I mean. They. kick. ass.

Hey are you going to see Rev Theory play with Breaking Benjamin?

Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.

by four20 October 14, 2009