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robot jokes

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.
by captaingeech March 27, 2019
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Robot B9

"That does not compute, Dr. Smith!"---Robot B9
by pentozali August 20, 2013
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the robot salesman

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.
Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"
by kantalupa March 10, 2009
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Japanese Robot

When a bro grabs a chicks hand and works her hand on his bro's dick.
Its like a dutch rudder but you add a girl and it becomes the non homo dutch rudder..... Japanese Robot
by Goostaders June 3, 2011
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robot recoil

When you play Atomic Heart and find out how much ass the robotic ballerina twins have and you get atomically hard. If only there was a way to get them to bounce up and down to see that jiggle.
John: Bro did you see right and left’s robot recoil? I’m downloading the 6 hour sex cutscene modpack right now.
Jack: Bro you’re down horrendously go get a girlfriend.
by GhastlyGamer October 9, 2023
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robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.
Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing
by Dr Robot December 11, 2013
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Hearing Robots.

Jen is totally "hearing robots." right now.
by crackyman June 7, 2009
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