Someone with a wrinkly penis, often followed by some form of STI. Normaly the name would begin with a J or B. This person is known to whack their Rhinos Leg out to anyone with a pulse
by Wellington Sproutface November 27, 2011
A man straps a dildo to his head and repeatedly rams his partners pussy, or if he's a queer his boyfriends ass. He keeps raming until the girl discharges all over his "horn"
My wife received a rhino discharge for a birthday present.
by matt wunshc March 14, 2005
When a male straps a dildo to his forehead, and continues to penetrate his partner with the dildo, which looks like a rhino's horn.
by money9 April 29, 2011
by rhinopussyroommate November 09, 2011
The pocket rhino is the most famous prank in the book. You get down on one knee and pretend to propose to your lover. You reach into your pocket... and pretend to have trouble finding the ring. As she eagerly awaits the ring emerging from the pocket... you give her a quick one-two punch with the hand that was concealed in the pocket. You then proceed to donkey punch her in the pussy until she is on the verge of a coma. As she is about to slip into a sweet long sleep... you strip her naked and smear blueberries all over her body. After this, it is necessary to put her near a bee hive so that the bees may feast upon her sweet blue body. IF she still likes you after all this.... then you do it again until she realizes that you are one sick fuck. Once she has come to this realization... you ask her for her hand in marriange.
Alan G. proposed to his first 14 wives soon after pulling out the ole "pocket rhino" on their asses.
by PUBEHEADS February 09, 2005
A fun game played during intercourse. The male takes position behind the female, and begins to have intercourse with her. During copulation, as the mood gets more excitable, the male shouts out another woman's name.
This is where the game begins. The male then tries to hold on and continue having sex with the female for as long as possible as the female tries to get away; annoyed with the male for using the wrong name.
This is where the game begins. The male then tries to hold on and continue having sex with the female for as long as possible as the female tries to get away; annoyed with the male for using the wrong name.
'I played ride the rhino with the missus last night... Managed to hold on for 19 seconds! It was fun... She said it was rape though.'
by Judder Man February 20, 2008
by The Phantom Has Hemmerhoids January 31, 2009